Thursday, October 16, 2008

Plans meet practice

Editor's note: This post was written yesterday evening (Wednesday, October 15).


As my third day of training wraps up, I’m definitely beginning to understand why Freetown is such a well-liked city. And in the process, I’m starting to think I badly over-stocked some items when packing.

Example #1: Bug repellent. I brought a lot. So far, I’ve seen one, maybe two mosquitoes. In three days. I have no bites.

So while I fully understand that it only takes one ill-fated nibble to contract malaria and I still intend to sleep under a mosquito net, I’m significantly less paranoid that my trip is about to get cut short by this much-ballyhooed disease, particularly after learning over a couple of beers on nearby Lumley Beach last night that one of my soon-to-be roommates has had malaria three times. He remains unafraid of it, so I shall too.

On the plus side, I’ve been on doxycycline for three days with nary a sign of pesky anti-malarial side effects.

Example #2: Sunscreen.

Now don’t get me wrong. Freetown’s hot, often oppressively so. Being only eight latitudinal lines above the equator will do that to you, I guess.

But while I do a lot of sweating and a lot of water-drinking, I haven’t yet used sunscreen, nor have I once regretted that fact. I’m not even convinced my tan’s darkened despite lots of time spent out of doors (Hell, half the restaurants are outside).

Now I’m no scientist, but I imagine this has something to do with Sierra Leoneans not corrupting their environment and fucking with nature by punching holes in the ozone layer. Who’s developed now, North America?

My initial suspicion is that I’ll be safe reserving the sunblock for the beach and the especially skin-melting days to come (the downside of missing the daily hard rains of July and August is that I will catch the most hot and humid SL has to offer).


Example #3: Theft.

Okay, so that one doesn’t have a lot to do with what I packed, but it definitely reflects my pre-departure expectations based on the fear-mongering literature I came across constantly.

Thus far, theft has yet to rear its ugly head (and I grant you, it’s been only three days) for any trainers. We’ve had two scares, the latter as our lead trainer lost her camera only to discover it slipped from her pocket in the JHR office.

The former incident was my own folly, when during our day one lunch I noticed my sunglasses were no longer swaying from my t-shirt where I’d left them. My gut reaction was to marvel at the impressive stealth of whomever theifed ’em, before chuckling to myself when I discovered I’d knocked them off in the JHR van when I was shifting my knapsack.

Rather, I’ve quickly become enamoured with the affability of the locals. Yesterday, I was chatted up by a friendly police officer who invited me to his wedding on Christmas Day, in spite of knowing me for approximately three minutes (though the cynic in me reasons that having white people present must be viewed as a sign of wealth).

Within minutes, another guy offered to escort me through some of the slums if I need to go there for a story, and a third benevolent stranger dodged into traffic to stop the flow of cars and let me cross. And while I’m sure these examples could quickly be written off for potential ulterior motives from poor people that view me as a source of cash, I flat-out like Sierra Leoneans.

At this point, I don’t feel I’ve overpaid for much of anything owing to the anticipated ‘white man tax’. My cell phone cost $35 with no plan to lock me in, for example.

Of course, the real tests will begin next week when I’m no longer being accompanied by Elvis and ABJ, JHR’s superstar Sierra Leonean hosts. Luckily, I met a woman today who offers affordable Krio (local dialect) lessons, which should go a long way towards helping my negotiating stance whenever I need a poda-poda (think of a cross between a taxi and a city bus).

8 comments:

B. Scott Currie said...

Cell phone eh? I want digits. I promise only wistful text messages imploring you to return for dance parties.

Wilson said...

And here I thought I wouldn't have anyone to text at 3am - it'll be 7am for you, so what a delightful way for you to wake up!

Thanks for the update. I'm glad to hear that you haven't tossed your malaria meds out the window, and pretty psyched that you're going to learn some Krio :)

Unknown said...

Im also going to invite you to my wedding to seem affluent.

April said...

That's why I invited Mike to my wedding! Loving hearing about your adventures, Mike!

Heather MacDonald said...

Mike, although I've never been to Sierra Leone I think I'd like to give you a piece of advice.
Instead of thinking that the wedding invite or the offer to escort you through the slums are locals trying to get your money, let's assume they are just trying to help. From what I gathered, many African countries are very community-based (unlike North America) and so are willing to help out everyone.
Who knows, maybe they do want your cash, but I think you'll feel a little less on edge thinking the latter.
Good to hear you're doing well :) Please tell us more stories!

Blair said...

Umm... I thought you said you weren't going to drink for the first two months....... liar.

Symes said...

did you actually expect him not to indulge...love hearing the adventures...keep them coming...and let me know if any spots open up for photographers!! Could use a break!

Cheers,

Matt

Mike said...

Wow, okay. Lots to respond to.

Brandon: my number, or at least what Canadians would dial, is 011-232-76-701-664. I can’t afford to call or text back, but I’ll happily read your messages, smile, and try to respond via email. But I highly suggest checking with your cell company before sending anything. It cost me a fortune to text the States, let alone West Africa. But enjoy those dance parties doubly for me. Jurass Finish First!

Robert and Heather: I don’t think I know you, but thanks for reading. If I do know you, please let me know who you are. And Heather, thanks for the advice. As a journalist, I’m a natural cynic and knowing that all of the colleagues that preceded me here lost hundreds of dollars, laptops, etc. makes it hard not to retain that cynicism. But I certainly recognize that the vast majority are just awesome people being nice, and it’s refreshing. I tried to express that in the post. In fact, on my way to the Internet café, I stopped and chatted with three friendly locals, including a musician named Sugg (pronounced su-gee) who invited me to his upcoming CD release. And again, thanks for reading.

Blair: I said the goal was not to get drunk for the first two months, which I have not yet done. Of course I’m going to have a couple Star beers (national beer) – it’s too hot not to!

Symes: Not photo spots as of yet. If you want to shoot any of the freelance stuff I pitch, you’re more than welcome, but something tells me a $100-200 isn’t going to be enough to entice you over.

Alright, hopefully more tales to come soon. I’m trying to get Internet at home by day’s end. One love.